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Full-Metal Alchemist Mary-Sue of the Day
Dedicated to Sporking and Arsoning FMA Mary-sues, One Sue at a Time
Created on 2006-01-06 23:20:54 (#9196552), last updated 2006-06-29
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| Name: | In Mary-sue Land, Logic is so overrated. |
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Tired of having to filter through dozens and dozens of fanfics in the Pit featuring characters named "The Dead Rose Alchemist" or "the 8th homunculus" or the worse of all "[insert male character's name]'s girlfriend" just to get one single worthy story?
Yeah. So was I.
Welcome to
Dedicated to the OC's that kill off a couple of brain cells everytime they appear.
So, why exactly are you doing this?
Hey, you go poking around the romance section for a while in any fandom, I will bet you your brain will melt halfway through the first page. Well, unless you're lucky. The real reasons:
1) crushing the dreams of little suethors is fun
2) it keeps me off drugs, according to this icon

You horrible person!!!
Hey. My journal, My opinions. Buh bye now.
Mary sue? What's that?
It's an original character (or maybe a raped verison of the canon character) usually with special powers, has uncompared beauty, will usually claim hervictim's male character's balls in a jar within the first three chapters, and brings new meaning to the phrase "brain bleach".
Oh god, I found this revolting piece of work something dared to call "fanfiction", will you spork it for me?
You're always welcomed to send it to fullmetalsues@gmail.com, but there's no guarantee I'll spork it. Unless it's absolutely toxic. Then we all have a field day. But remember to bring the bleach.
Hey! My fic's here! That's not fair!
Hey, you post something, and it's free picking for the rest of us.
Because I have a habit of using words and phrases no one's ever heard of:
     - Arsonist -> a flamer, only intelligent.
     - Sue Radiation -> the "something" about Sues that make the surrounding canon characters act totally batshit OOC. (Source: Not Mine.)
Curious about my method of Rating?
     Click here!
The other people I scammed off of:
pottersues (The original. All hail her!)
marysues The original community where the intelligent bitches of the world come together.
yyhsues
narutosues
ygosues
hieisues
avatarsues
smsues
xmensues
pikasues
phantomsues
southparksues
naruto_marysues
inheritancesues
Yeah. So was I.
Dedicated to the OC's that kill off a couple of brain cells everytime they appear.
So, why exactly are you doing this?
Hey, you go poking around the romance section for a while in any fandom, I will bet you your brain will melt halfway through the first page. Well, unless you're lucky. The real reasons:
1) crushing the dreams of little suethors is fun
2) it keeps me off drugs, according to this icon

You horrible person!!!
Hey. My journal, My opinions. Buh bye now.
Mary sue? What's that?
It's an original character (or maybe a raped verison of the canon character) usually with special powers, has uncompared beauty, will usually claim her
Oh god, I found this revolting piece of work something dared to call "fanfiction", will you spork it for me?
You're always welcomed to send it to fullmetalsues@gmail.com, but there's no guarantee I'll spork it. Unless it's absolutely toxic. Then we all have a field day. But remember to bring the bleach.
Hey! My fic's here! That's not fair!
Hey, you post something, and it's free picking for the rest of us.
Because I have a habit of using words and phrases no one's ever heard of:
     - Arsonist -> a flamer, only intelligent.
     - Sue Radiation -> the "something" about Sues that make the surrounding canon characters act totally batshit OOC. (Source: Not Mine.)
Curious about my method of Rating?
     Click here!
The other people I scammed off of:
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